Burnout: Dirt Worshippers


On the streets with Big Ern and co.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
Kicked out in seven minutes.

 


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
'Think Gilbert, think!'


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
A little B&E downtown.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
Skateboarding is such a threat that the property owners of this choice piece of shit covered the entire lot in 40,000 metric tons of gravel.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
Burnside-ian diligence.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
and goes the spoils ...


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

After all, Big Ern's got a video to wrap up.
Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
When you accidentally end up in a backwards front-foot impossible, that's usually a sign to stop.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
These photos were supposed to be for a 'weird beard' t-eddy award, but I spaced it. Thanks, anyway, James.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
Very convincing. 


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
'Oh, hey Mic-e ... Yeah, I'm out filming right now ... yeah, hammers and everything ... don't worry..'


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
Secret spots with horrific ground.


Burnout: Dirt Worshippers

Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
David was gonna bust it anyway, but then a fat lady screamed at us and called the cops. (not shown)